Product Of Scotland

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

oomshi:

I may not seem like it but I’m extremely competitive & if you challenge me to something I will slaughter you & destroy any pride you have

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin)

jesussbabymomma:

r u a math problem because ur making me cry