Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

igavvedit:

Baby Ray: D-D-Da-D-

Mom: Are you trying to say dad?

Baby Ray: D- D- #DanTheMan

handpora:

the-one-chin-wonder:

handpora:

handpora:

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I have not stopped and I will not.

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Please stop, it’s for your own good. Your mother and I are very worried.

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MAKE ME.

huluhooping:

just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight, so as an adult, I had to step in.
they didn’t stand a chance.