wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
perfect gif. Need to thank whoever made it
*SWAN DIVES THROUGH YOUR CEILING* LET’S TALK ABOUT GEOFF RAMSEY
[PLOWS THROUGH WINDOW WITH A BULLDOZER] ID LOVE TO TALK ABOUT GEOFF RAMSEY
*BURSTS FROM THE HELLMOUTH THROUGH THE FLOOR* I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO TALK ABOUT GEOFF RAMSEY
WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING MY HOUSE
GEOFF RAMSEY YOU SAY?